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Posted by Hadyn on Wednesday, 06 Aug 2008.

You may have heard that there is something called the "Olympics" coming up, well the Dropkicks are totally prepared.

This week's cast will take place over a few Epics (as always) while we watch the opening ceremony. But what Olympics drinking session would be complete without drinking games?

So here's where things get interesting for you:

  • Come up with an Olympic Drinking Game rule
  • Write it down in the comments below
  • If it is judged to be the best, you will WIN a Dropkicks prize pack!* (previous winners** will tell you it's totally worth winning)
  • The winner will be announced during the podcast as we implement the rule.

And if you'd like to join us for a beer or two while we salute the Olympic spirit, we'll tell you where we'll be tomorrow on the blog.

*may contain alcohol, so you've got to be old enough
**previous winners you are allowed to enter this as well.

1. Every time a New Zealander is shown doing the haka - Scull.
2. Every time there are fireworks - Half.
3. Every time a man is dressed as a strange time of animal (including dragons), or emperor - Mouthful.
4. Every time a previous medal winner/world record holder is shown - Mouthful.

It's true, it is worth winning. It has a handy All Blacks potholder.

p.s. Hadyn, I want more Favre, you must have a comment now. Good trade?

I believe there was a Dropkicks keyring too.

Did you see my post about Favre?

1) slow motion footage - a tip

2) historical footage - a tip proportional to the historicity of the games in question.
ie. athens: mouthful, sydney: a swig, atlanta: a glug. jesse jackson at the berlin games: down in one.

3) pointless records- a half tankard for every esoteric or inane record mentioned. ie) "and thats a fantastic result for fettaccini, thats the 4th fastest 400m time hes recorded this season" or "and there it is! the guatemalan olympic discus record shattered."

4) drug cheats - an empty vessel for every convicted drug cheat to return to international competition to win a medal and deny a team spot to some poor bastard who slogged his life away on the track without the benefit of bull hormones pumping through his/her veins. for shame!

5) stupid sports: its not 'speed walking' its a bad charlie chaplin impersonation and you bloody know it. free for all. back to the bar/ fridge for the lot you.

LOL, me I will specially have cheers and couple of drinks today for Nelson Mandela's birthday and really specially today!!!!!!

1) NZ Medal:
* gold = vessel
* silver = ½ vessel
* bronze = a scull or two

2) vessel whenever the current world champ of a sport rests on his laurels and gets absolutely smoked!

3) A scull whenever they mention Mahe Drysdale being the flag-bearer/captain. You would have been ½ pissed by the end of his 1st heat!

4) Scull when the winner has a cry when they cross the line, and a second one when they follow through on the podium. (applies more to sub-set of track & field (and the sub-sub-set of track & field women).

5) vessel when the winner goes and hugs their mum and/or dad after winning.

Good competition Dropkicks!

Seamonkey, I would have been tanked 15min after I turned up for work on Friday re: the Drysdale thing! Working in the media, you couldn't get away from radio chatter about it!

Every time Pete Montgomery says...

He's really laying into his work now!

...during the rowing, skull!

Oh, and a scull every time the commentators spew forth these cliche gems:
* "little old New Zealand"
* "New Zealand taking on the world"
* "(mighty) nation from the South Pacific"
* "thunder from down under"
* and so on...

And a skull everytime PJ mentions the smog in Beijing. FFS PJ!!! Just shut up about it already!

my favourite so far (from the commentators up here in the uk, one of the pommy ones.)

"unfortunately a great british hope turned into a terrible scottish disaster."

genius.

That's fantastic!

Hi all...I am new to this site..joined today..a friend from NZ sent me the links..and I joined! Yeah..man, I tell ya..The Dropkicks..is a cool site. I am from USA..and here we have the NFL..but I do think your Rugby is very cool and I am looking forward to watching the team. I think your warriors are very fierce and the Haka is so sexy..LOL..great site you have here.

Hi Barbara,

Thanks for coming along, glad you're liking the site

A scull every time Toni Street asks an inane question. You would be permanently coma'd during the Olympics. My Favourite: when she asked Nicky Coles and Juliette Haigh post-race if at any time during the final, they had thought they needed to row a bit faster. That one deserves a whole bottle!

It wasn't Toni Street, but I liked the question asked of Valerie Vili: "how did you do it"
answer: "by throwing the shot put a long way"

The Coles/Haigh comment was immediately followed by 'Do you think you had anything left to go harder?'

Editors will be using that tape in future as a way of teaching reporters how not to interview a losing (or winning, for that matter) athlete.

sportreview.net.nz Olympic drinking game

Equipment:
- Piss
- Vessel
- Couch
- TV
- A whole lot of sick days

One consume:
A crazy slo-mo camera angle has you wondering where the camera is

Two consumes:
A crazy slo-mo camera angle makes you suspect LSD flashback

Three consumes:
You have to Wikipedia the rules

Four consumes:
You wind up getting sucked into Wikipedia's Family Ties, Shoelace Tying and Who Shot First pages and totally miss the race / match

Five consumes:
You retrieve your running shoes from behind the fridge after watching lithe bodies running / cycling / etc and giving your own telly belly a forlorn poke

Six Consumes:
You STILL don't make it off the couch for the entire two weeks and / or winter

Seven Consumes:
It slowly dawns on you the wall to wall handball / beach volleyball coverage between 8PM and 10PM is about boosting ratings and leveraging gratuitous T 'n' A into primetime, not *actual sport*

Eight consumes:
You don't really care

Twenty four consumes:
Yet another vacuously comment from the TVNZ gang make you absent-mindedly miss Tony Veitch

Toni Street is an absolute JOKE! Not a good advertisement for Canterbury Uni (Grad. Dip Journalism), her dumb-ass questions have been a Kiwi or should I say TVNZ embarrassment. CONSUME, CONSUME, CONSUME to numb the shame!

I'd still poke her

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